“In real life, I assure you, there is no such thing as algebra. ”
― Fran Lebowitz
I saw my math teacher with a piece of graph paper yesterday. I think he must be plotting something.
What did the triangle say to the circle? “You’re pointless.”
I had an argument with a 90° angle. It turns out it was right.
Did you hear about the over-educated circle? It has 360°!
Why doesn’t anybody talk to circles? Because there’s no point.
Why was the obtuse triangle always upset? Because it’s never right.
Happy Saturday, wherever you are!